My Main Wish Is To Get My

You Can Do Very Little With Faith, But You Can Do Nothing Without It.

A Lawyer's Dream Of Heaven: Every Man Reclaimed His Property At The Resurrection, And Each Tried To Recover It From All His Forefathers.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

Let Man Be True And Every God A Liar.

My Main Wish Is To Get My Books Into Other People's Rooms, And To Keep Other People's Books Out Of Mine.