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In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Theist And Atheist: The Fight Between Them Is As To Whether God Shall Be Called God Or Shall Have Some Other Name.

Books Want To Be Born: I Never Make Them. They Come To Me And Insist On Being Written, And On Being Such And Such.

Words Are Not As Satisfactory As We Should Like Them To Be, But, Like Our Neighbours, We Have Got To Live With Them And Must Make The Best And Not The Worst Of Them.

The Most Important Service Rendered By The Press And The Magazines Is That Of Educating People To Approach Printed Matter With Distrust.