Be Open Minded, But Not So Open

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.