Be Open Minded, But Not So Open

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.