Be Open Minded, But Not So Open

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.