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My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.