Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.