Gandhi, Who Went To Wendy's And Asked,

Aladdin, Who Said To His Wife, I Know It's Not A Lamp, Keep Rubbing! Never Got A Dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming, Are You Sure All We Did Was Kiss? Never Got A Dinner!

Christopher Columbus, Who Said To Queen Isabella, No, You Got It Wrong! The World Is Round. You're Flat! Never Got A Dinner!

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!

Bluebeard, Who Said To Scottland Yard, How Do I Know How Many Wives I've Killed? I'm Not An Accountant! Never Got A Dinner!