There Is Only One Goal. That's To

Christopher Columbus, Who Said To Queen Isabella, No, You Got It Wrong! The World Is Round. You're Flat! Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!