Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate

Rip Van Winkle, Who Said, Don't Make The Bed; I'm Just Going To The Bathroom. Never Got A Dinner!

George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!