Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!

Moshe Dayan, Who Said To Sammy Davis, Jr., That's Funny, To Me You Only Look Half Jewish. Never Got A Dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, Who Said, A House Divided... Is A Condominium. Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Pancreas, Who Overheard His Liver Singing I Got A Right To Sing The Blues. Never Got A Dinner!