My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To

It Is Such A Social Thing, Laughing. Two Thousand People In A Room Laughing Is Such A Great Buzz And They Tend To Laugh Much More In A Group.

I'm Obsessed With Tv. How Wrong Our Parents Were When They Said We Should Only Watch An Hour A Day. Stop Wasting Your Time Reading Books.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

You Go, Well You Can't Joke About Race. Well If You're From A Different Race And That's Your Experience Of The World And You Want To Talk About That, Then Fine. Or You Can't Talk About Disability, But Disabled Comics Can Talk About That.