Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love'

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

I Think They Got It Wrong With Saddam Hussein. They Thought He Had The A-bomb. Instead He Had A Bomb.