Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love'

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "they're Like Buses." He Said "what? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "no, They Are Like Buses!"

More People Are Going Out To Comedy Shows Than They Were Before.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.