If We're All God's Children, What's So

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"