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Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.