My Cousins Gay, He Went To London

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.