A Rich Man Is Nothing But A

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.