A Rich Man Is Nothing But A

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.