Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.