Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.