Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

It Is Easier To Keep Half A Dozen Lovers Guessing Than To Keep One Lover After He Has Stopped Guessing.