Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.