Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied Up To One.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.