Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.