A Fool And Her Money Are Soon

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.