Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red,

I Don't Care What They Call Me As Long As They Mention My Name.

As A Composer I Could Never Find Use For Over 4 Or 5 Notes In Any Musical Number, And As A Playwright Most Of My Plays Have Two Acts Because I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For The Third Act.

Ladies And Gentlemen, My Mother Thanks You, My Father Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You, And I Thank You!

Hurried And Worried Until We're Buried, And There's No Curtain Call, Lifes A Very Funny Proposition After All.

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.