Everything You Want In Life Has Teeth.

The Only Two Important Things In Life Are Real Love And Being At Peace With Yourself.

If You Are A Success In Life, There Are Places You Must Go And Pay To Be Humiliated. It Is An Unwritten Law That Human Beings Must Be Tormented Throughout Their Lives In One Way Or Another. If You Are Fortunate Enough To Have Risen To A Social Level Where No One Does It To You For Free, Then You Must Pay For The Service.

How Easily We Ignore Or Forget The Small Kindnesses And Considerations In Life Which Are Really The Only Everyday Magic We Witness On A Regular Basis. Just Think- To Make Happiness Out Of Nothing More Than A Few Kind Words Or A Generous Gesture.

Buying A Pair Of Shoes Is One Of The Most Optimistic Acts I Know, Next To Falling In Love. I Like Nothing Better Than To See An Old Man Wearing A Brand New Pair Of Brogues Or Cap-toed Oxfords, Preferably Jaunty Orange-brown, Unscuffed, Heels Unworn. We Want To Be Here Tomorrow, But Buying New Shoes, Like Falling In Love, Says I Plan On Being Here Tomorrow.

Lying Is Too Much Trouble. You Have To Make Sure To Taste Each Word Before Letting It Off Your Tongue. I Hate That. It's Hard Enough Making People Understand Without Lying.