When You Enter A Room, You Have

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.