Everyone Self-googles. And, I Have, Of Course,

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.

I Don't Get This Shitty Attitude That Only Gays Should Care About Gay Issues And Only Women Should Care About Women's Issues.

Mommy Is One Of The Chosen People … And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

Everyone's Got Their Own Velocity, And There's No Real Time Frame With Comedy.

I Mean, I Love Being With Friends And I Love Kissing And Loving Someone To Pieces. But It's Hard To Find Someone Who Doesn't Ultimately Start Judging You And Your Choices.