Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.

Making My Family Laugh When I Was Little - It Became An Addiction. It Was A Kind Of Survival.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.