I Mean, I Love Being With Friends

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

I'm Very Lucky In That I Still Experience Highs And Lows. And I Think Those Lows Are Important. But I Am Not Totally Paralyzed, And It Keeps Me From Just Complete State Of Paralysis - And Emotionally And Really Kind Of Almost Physically.

That's Not To Say That I Don't Find Anything Offensive.

Comedy Can't Live Within My Second-guesses, So I Started Doing New Material. Sometimes I Bombed. But You Have To Be Willing To If You Want To Move Forward And Stay Vital. It's Like People Who Take Pride In Not Having A Computer. I'm All, "great, Don't Learn New Things! Your Brain Is Full!"

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.