Everyone [of My Kids] Can Ride A

I Would Like To Say That I Am A Very Relaxed, Loving Person Who Is Not Competitive, But That's A Lie!

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

I Guess I'm Not That Aware Of Such A Big Fan Base. I Have A Few Core People Who Write Me No Matter What I'm Doing, But I Hardly Have Sacks Of Mail Being Dropped On My Door!

I Do Find It Odd People Choose To Do Stuff That Makes Them Look Like Crazy Hollywood Faces, But I've Got Zero Judgment.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.