I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself Care About What I Look Like When I Am Working Out.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I Read Books More Than I Go Out. As A Matter Of Fact, I Get A Little Concerned About Some Of My Anti-social Habits. I Will Choose A Night With Somerset Maugham Or Russell Banks Over A Crowded Bar Any Day.