I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

I Read Some Article Where Reese Witherspoon Said, "if You're Not Yelling At Your Kids, You're Not Spending Enough Time With Them." It Made Me Feel So Much Better.

I Always Come Across Sounding Like I Hate My Children. I Actually Love Them Very Much.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!