I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

It's A War Of Attrition. If You Have Patience And A Modicum Of Faith In Yourself Your Chances Are Not Too Bad.

Everyone [of My Kids] Can Ride A Bike Now, So The Park Has Had A Big Resurgence In Our Life. We Also Play A Lot Of Dumb Drawing Games.

I Read Some Article Where Reese Witherspoon Said, "if You're Not Yelling At Your Kids, You're Not Spending Enough Time With Them." It Made Me Feel So Much Better.

I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media Luck The New Year. Well, Apparently I'm Dating Bill Clinton, Which Makes Me Nervous. I Didn't Know, Though.