I Guess I'm Not That Aware Of

I Use An App Called Choremonster. The Kids Earn Points For Brushing Teeth Or Picking Up The Dog Poop. It's Genius.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out. As A Matter Of Fact, I Get A Little Concerned About Some Of My Anti-social Habits. I Will Choose A Night With Somerset Maugham Or Russell Banks Over A Crowded Bar Any Day.

It's A War Of Attrition. If You Have Patience And A Modicum Of Faith In Yourself Your Chances Are Not Too Bad.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.

I Read Some Article Where Reese Witherspoon Said, "if You're Not Yelling At Your Kids, You're Not Spending Enough Time With Them." It Made Me Feel So Much Better.