Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!