Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.