I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

Somewhere There's A Someone For Me. Though I May Be Lonely Now, I'll See It Through Somehow, To Somebody's Heart I Know I Hold The Key.

In Order To Share Intimate Feelings, You Have To Have Intimate Feelings.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.