I Love To Read. My Education Is

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.