Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.