Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.