Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Even The Worst Comic Is At Least Somewhat Entertaining, If Only In A Pathological Way, For Five Minutes.
-Emo Philips
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
Even The Worst Comic Is At Least
Emo Philips
Even The Worst Comic Is At Least Somewhat Entertaining, If Only In A Pathological Way, For Five Minutes.
Views: 21
Topic
Way
Comic
Minutes
More From Emo Philips
I Got A Letter From The Irs. Apparently I Owe Them $800. So I Sent Them A Letter Back. I Said, If You'll Remember, I Fastened My Return With A Paper Clip, Which According To Your Very Own Latest Government Pentagon Spending Figures Will More Than Make Up For The Difference.
Government
Differences
Irs
I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.
Dog
Animal
Thinking
My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'
Home
Bagels
Faults
I Started Doing Stand-up At The Age Of 20. This Was Back In 1976, Around The Time (coincidence?) That The First Comedy Clubs Were Starting. The Young Comedians Of Today Gasp When I Tell Them How Many Shows I Did That First Year: 500. Five Nights A Week.
Night
Years
Comedian
At My Lemonade Stand I Used To Give The First Glass Away Free And Charge Five Dollars For The Second Glass. The Refill Contained The Antidote.
Funny
Humor
Glasses
Trending Author
James Lee Burke
Jon McGregor
Guy Finley
Nancy Friday
Jenny McCarthy
Thomas Huxley
Category
Information