Even The Worst Comic Is At Least

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!