Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry,

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.