English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.