After We Made Love He Took A

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.