A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.