A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't Expect A Person To Come Up To Expectations.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.