Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.