Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.