Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.