Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.