Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.