Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?

Eight Gold Medals? If I Wanted I Could Make A Movie About Me Winning Nine Gold Medals. Now That's Real Power.

I've Always Preferred Marvel Over Dc. I Just Relate To Their Characters Better. I Mean Look At Wolverine, At First He Was Just A Bit Player In An Ensemble Cast. Now He's The Only Reason People Read X-men. Just Like Me And Scrubs.