I Don't Ask Questions. I Just Figure

It's A Give And Take Relationship With My Fans. They Give Me Love And Adoration, And I Take It From Them.

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

I Mean, Personally, I Would Have Had No Problem Surviving. Come On, How Hard Is It To Swim?

Retarded Kids Are The Best. When They Ask For An Autograph I Just Fake Sign A Picture And Tell Them That It's In Invisible Ink And It Will Show Up Later. They Totally Buy It. It Saves Me A Fortune In Markers.

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.