That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just

Its Not That I'm In Love With Myself, I'm Just Trying To Pick Up Everyone Else's Slack.

I Think A Lot Of People Are Drawn To Seeing People That Want To Be Better. We See It In Ourselves.

In A Perfect World, Everybody Would Be Gay. I Mean If Everybody Looked Like Zach Braff, You Just Wouldn't Be Able To Resist.

Sure, It Was Terrible And All, But You Have To Ask Yourself: If The Whole City Was Flooded, Why Couldn't They Just Swim To Safety?

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.