"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

If Only I Kept My Eye On The Ball, Looking Downward As Does The Pro There, I Might Not See Where It Was Going, At All, But There Might Be A Chance It Would Go There.

The Bride, White Of Hair, Is Stooped Over Her Cane Her Faltering Footsteps Need Guiding. While Down The Church Aisle, With Wan Toothless Smile, The Groom In A Wheelchair Comes Riding. And Who Is This Elderly Couple You Ask? You'll Find, When You've Closely Explored It, That Here Is That Rare, Most Conservative Pair, Who Waited 'til They Could Afford It.

Children Are Supposed To Help Hold A Marriage Together. They Do This In A Number Of Ways. For Instance, They Demand So Much Attention That A Husband And Wife, Concentrating On Their Children, Fail To Notice Each Other's Faults.