In Larger Things We Are Convivial; What

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

It Is All Right To Hold A Conversation But You Should Let Go Of It Now And Then.

If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.