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The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

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How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!

Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.