Some People Can Carry A Tune, But

Of Late I Appear To Have Reached That Stage When People Who Look Old Who Are Only My Age.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

Rockefeller Made His Money In Oil, Which He Discovered At The Bottom Of Wells. Oil Was Considered Crude In Those Days, But So Was Rockefeller. Now Both Are Considered Quite Refined.

(francis) Bacon's Best Known Writings Are His Essays. They Are Loved For Many Reasons, Such As Their Being So Short.

A Rumor Is One Thing That Gets Thicker Instead Of Thinner As It Is Spread.