I Miss My Mattress When I Am

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, And The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.