Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

The Things That I'm Talking About Not Knowing, They're Not Mysteries Of The Universe; It's Just Stuff I Thought I Would Know By The Time I Was Thirty-nine.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.