Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

That's Just Something Instinctual Within Men. We Always Feel Like We've Got To Protect Our Stuff. Even If It's Not Worth Protecting, We Want To Protect It. You Ever Seen People Who Have Like A Piece Of Crap Pinto With A Club On The Steering Wheel. Somebody Breaks The Window, Steals The Club, Leaves The Pinto In A Pile Of Glass.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!