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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Classes At School Were Cancelled Because The Path To The Restroom Was Flooded.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.