I Used To Say That Whenever People

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

When You're Young And You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex You Take Sex Everytime. You Start Getting Older, You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex, You Choose Sleep And Just Hope You Have A Dream About Sex.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Has Ever Been Asked To Leave A Bingo Game Because Of Her Language.