Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You! Garfield: Feed Me.

There Are So Many Opportunities In Life, That The Loss Of Two Or Three Capabilities Is Not Necessarily Debilitating. A Handicap Can Give You The Opportunity To Focus More On Art, Writing, Or Music.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.