Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

In My Head, The Sky Is Blue, The Grass Is Green And Cats Are Orange.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.