Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts