Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

In My Head, The Sky Is Blue, The Grass Is Green And Cats Are Orange.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

When In Doubt, Pig Out!

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.