Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday

Because I Was Surrounded By So Much Negativity At Some Point That It Took Me Going Back And Doing Stand-up To Realize, You Know, People Really Like Me.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

I'm Happier In The Way A Guy Gets Happier When He Starts To Mature. It Doesn't Make Things Easier, But I'm So Much Better At Handling Them.

I Don't Really Frick With Africa Cause People Are Starving To Death And That's Not Ballin' To Me.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.