New White People, You Can't Scare These

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

I Got Real Important Relationships In My Life That Are Very Empowering Relationships.

I've Been A Comedian Since I Was Fourteen. But I've Never Really Been A Ceo.

You Know You Must Be Doing Something Right If Old People Like You.