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I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

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A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.